Votations, palpatations, and, quite possibly, some fire.

So it appears that it's actually going to be a close vote as to whether or not we're discriminating on Tuesday. While I hope that we will all be able to be fired from our jobs simply for gross incompetence, I think there is always the chance that Maine could decide that being gay is a good enough reason to get fired. Go Maine! So in other words, get your stupid asses out and vote no on 1 Tuesday.

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Also on the ballot are a bunch of other things which I'm sure we should all care about, but you all are on your own for those. Particularly those of you in parts of the country other than Maine.

Except Jeffy, who I am sure has to worry about highly concerning things like, "Should the Gubernator be allowed to star in the sequal to Commando?" (Absolutely) and "Which Ahnuld movie is the most funniest, Kindergarten Cop, Total Recall, or Junior? (Tough call, but I'm going with... Commando in a write-in vote.)

Also Eileen, who I am sure has to vote on such things as "Marrying your sister is ok as long as she has at least three teeth," and "Any more than 4 cars up on blocks in your front yard is considered a parking garage."

Drew, I'm just guessing they don't even let your ass vote down there, so don't worry about anything but the Maori women. I hear they're crazy. Oh wait, you told me that.

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Forecast for this weekend:

Seeing as how a severe Pi Phi warning is in effect for Saturday, it seems like a good time for me to get the fuck out of Dodge for the night. I'm cruising down to good ole Starks ME, where I hope to shoot some shit, burn some shit, and drink a whole messload of shit. Probably going to be messy, something tells me the events in the house are going to be worse.

Good Luck Dogface!