So Johnson's moving back to the land of the Mormons. Well, I bet he can out drink most of them.
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Goody can only write once a month, whether or not anything new happens to him. Although, like always, he can be influenced by a drunk phone call.
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And the Kiwi has landed in the land of the Puritans. We tested out several of the new bars in the bustling Metropolis of Oh Row No. Of course, all the bartenders knew my first name, so maybe it wasn't the first test drive for me. Still, the common consensus was that having more than one bar to go to is a good thing.
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The dogface took an instant liking to the Kiwi. I mean, full on tongue kissing and everything. If the dogface had any equipment left, there is a halfway decent chance we could have seen little Kiwi/Boxer mixes running around. Of course we figured out that the Kiwi had been hunting recently and spilled some scent on his watch, which for the dogface is basically like an aphrodisiac. S0 the Kiwi has a new girlfriend.
Of course, the dogface is now physically incapable of putting out, but whatever. Does this make me the happy father? Or does this make the Kiwi a fan of dog sex? Should I be lecturing the Kiwi about keeping the dogface out past curfew?
Can we get a vote here?
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well you must sit the kiwi down and ask what his intentions are towards the dogface. and he must answer carefully. very carefully.
I'm afraid of the answer I might get.
Actually, I'm afraid it was the dogface that had the ulterior motives, and the Kiwi was just having a hard time resisting.
ouch.
so visco, are you going to be in portland Saturday or what? And I hope to meet the dogface!!
My vote is that the dogface and the kiwi don't get in on in my livingroom this weekend!!
Well...
I can't guarantee anything Elizabeth. As far as being in Portland, oh yes, we'll all be there.
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