So.. I cashed in my balls this evening. I didn't even know it happened, as I was asleep at the time. I came home from work, got comfortable on the couch, and began napping. When I awoke, I had lost control of the remote, and of my balls. The gf had taken advantage of my nap to put on Sex in the City.
Freshly out of balls, I decided to call Goody. If anyone would know how to cope with a ballless state it was him.
Unfortunately, Goody didn't know of any remedies for the problem. Maybe if I ask nice the gf will return my balls for this weekend, but I doubt it.
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In other news, I hear there's going to be about a zillion people in the land of the Port this weekend. I fear for my liver.
In related news, rumors that Joey T doesn't know how to use his cell phone appear to be false, but I'd still place money that he doesn't know how to check his voicemail.
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