No naps on this day...

The unthinkable has happened.

Somehow, that horror of horrors, the impossible itself, has happened.

Thanksgiving came and went, turkey was eaten, football was on, wine was drunk, and yet... No nappy nap.

Why is this? Simple. The bane of the holiday seasons: The Posed, Fake Smiley Picture. For years, we have been more or less past this event, what with everyone growing up and not being cute and smiley anymore. Now, my cousins have reached the point where they feel like inflicting their own issues on smaller versions of themselves, so there are small pooping machines that need to be forced to sit still and small at a small flashing machine. Thanks to the invention of the digital camera, there no longer is any excuse not to take pictures all day long, without pause for such necessities as naps, football, or, god forbid, hot turkey sandwiches.

As a matter of fact, I just realized that I somehow made it through the holidays without a turkey sandwich drenched in sweet, sweet turkey fat! I'm going to have to wait until next Thanksgiving, when there will be even more pooping and noise making machines running around.

DAMN YOU FAKE SMILEY PICTURE!!!

Seriously, who likes the posed picture? Is this something that happens with breeding? I.e., you pop out a kid and all of a sudden you need to pose for needlessly repititive pictures of people grimacing?

Can someone please answer me? Regardless of the cause, we need to find a cure. Once my naps and sandwiches get messed with, there's no more fucking around.