holy batshit batman

Another movie recommendation for you kind folks today.

Batman Begins.

This is a fine piece of movie, full of sweet action scenes, a token cute chick, and a man dressing up like a bat. For the first time though, they addressed some key issues, such as:

Well.

OK.

I can't remember shit about the movie. Think I might have killed those particular brain cells Saturday night. Anyways, , there were a few thoughts that kept running through my mind while watching the movie about a man and the bats. I guess there might be spoilers below, if you haven't seen any previews or been to a grocery store recently.

• Interesting. There doesn't appear to be any batshit in that cave. These bats must shit, right? So... Where's the bat shit?
  
• So.. She's banging Maverick, huh. Goose must be pissed.
  
• So.. Unless I'm mistaken.. The Scarecrow in this movie really, really, likes LSD. Right? So this movie is like a long Don't do Drugs Ad, right?
  
• Christian Bale is better than the second Michael Keaton, but I'm not sure about the first. Batman three and four never happened, by the way

So anyways, despite what might seem like negative thoughts floating through my head during the bat movie, it was gooder than most movies I've seen recently. So watch it.