Ahhh
So another weekend come and gone, with yet another session of unproductivity. Unless of course, you count drinking a bunch of wine, burning a bunch of wood, and shooting stuff as a productive weekend. Which, fortunately for me, I do.
So my liver is another decade older today. Let's just say that the drive home on bumpy Maine roads was an experience that I'm not looking forward to repeating anytime soon. Fortunately, I have the next couple of weeks to recover before we head to the Port Land for a session with some folks from other parts of the world, namely Auck Land and West Vagina Land.
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Apparently the dogface had a good weekend, culminating in a makeout session with four girls Sunday morning. In my bed. Good times, good times. Unfortunately there were no pictures for you beastiality lovers out there. You know who you are.
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In related news, somehow JR and I managed not to cook any of his doglike cats this weekend. Not sure how that is, but I guess it could have had something to do with the fact that we never exactly made it to the late night. Oops.
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Just me and the dogface tonight, as the gf has officially moved into the "stay at school til all hours of the night teaching little girls to bounce around with smiles on their faces" portion of her schedule. Which means, I have to fend for myself in the kitchen. Thank god we reconnected the smoke alarms yesterday.
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if you consider that productive, then i consider watching football and going to a rolling stones concert productive. yeah, it was a good show. they hadn't been to the hollywood bowl since '66. i guess when you have so many great songs to play, pretty much every song is.. well, great.
i'm sorry to hear that you're cooking for yourself. next time the gf remembers that she has a boyfriend, make her cook extra so all you have to do is heat dinner up.
so the dogface got to make out w/ 4 girls this weekend. and you and her are obviously going to make out tonight. she's got quite a streak going. good for her.
she a little slut....
hm, the kitchen is not a place for one person. Don't let him fool you, he is a great cook. Besides it is Mr. Visco who can stay at home all hours of the day. He should be doing the cooking. Great Christmas present idea JV. A manly apron. Hmm, ebay here I come!
A manly apron.
Holy shit.
I think I'm losing control of the house.
when did you have control of it?
I had control of the house for about five minutes after buying it.
well, at least nobody is being fooled about their situation!
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