So I'm with Goody on this one John, how talking about the price of gas could possibly not turn political I'm just not sure. Since I drive about 1/4 mile to work every day, this simply does not impact me that much. It does irritate me that gas companies have supposedly shown a record profit while raising prices, but it reassures me that there 45 out of 50 District Attorneys are banding together to look into it. If career lawyers and politicians can't fix what's broke, who can?
I suppose in this day and age you just can't expect to trust the prices set by huge international corporations, but what's the alternative? Nationalizing oil? Do you really trust the feds to deal with this sort of thing? Hell, they can't even maintain the price of a postage stamp.
Still, I will give the feds the benefit of doubt (which they certainly haven't earned) and hope that they will figure out what's going on with this inquiry that the AD's are starting up. In a similar vein, I'll give George Bush the benefit of the doubt and guess that he actually does know how to tie his own shoes. (Can't you just hear it now, "Daddy, Karl... Can you come tie my shoes? Dick? Somebody help me I keep tripping...)
On to more interesting topics, i.e. the fact that Goody tips by breast size. That's fantastic. Does this apply even if you have a male waiter? I mean, if your guy needs a serious man-bra, do you splash him an extra dollar? I bet you do.
Things of interest to me today: Cheetos and chimpanzees.
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What, no projects dog face?
I did manage to get the lawn cut, does that count?
On a similar note, after seeing how long it took Goody to build a work bench, what's the over/under on the basement, five years?
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