Title = My new nickname.
Seriously, I work at a computer. It shouldn't make me sweat. As I type this, my fingers are slipping off of the keys because they are a bit slimy and sweaty.
I am one hot bitch. Damn I'm attractive.
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So, umm, this heat is really getting to me. I made the wifey cut all my hair off. It was getting too long anyways, so I figured it was time to make my head a bit more, shall we say, aerodynamic. Yee haw.
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I need Gold Bond.
Bad.
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What I wouldn't give for a sweet, sweet beer right now. Only a cold Corona (or even better, a Land Shark) could possibly keep my brains from boiling inside my big fat skull.
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I want to make sweet, sexy times with a glacier. Seriously, do you think the wifey would be jealous if I humped an iceburg? Do you think this is how Frosty the Snowman came into being?
This day can't end fast enough.
Friday, August 03, 2007
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3 comments:
Your wifey is horrified! Maybe it is time for that annullment...
AV
Mebbe so..
But then who's going to take out the compost?
Or for that matter, who's going to do the laundry?
Damn, I'm in a pickle!
AV
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