Was it the trip from hell?
Mebbe.
Let's just say, I would never. Ever. Recommend that anyone take the same same trip that the gf and I took last week. That is, unless your idea of a good vacation involves waiting in lines of people and cars to get to.. more lines of people and cars.
Sure, there were good times. (Like for example, yours truly winning a black jack tournament) Also enjoyed Universal Studios Adventure Island, Nassau (particularly snorkling and Senor Frog's), and vegging our by the pool. Kicking the gf's ass at bocce almost made up for getting my ass kicked at miniature golf by the gf. And someday? She might let me live it down. Who the hell 8 putts a hole in mini-golf? Me, that's who.
But seriously? I so much more enjoyed my sales pitch from hell on why we should by a time share in Orlando. And the dirtiness of the hotel rooms. Best of all might have been the absentee parenting going on all over the cruise ship. For those of you who are parents, let's just say, letting your little angels run around the ship bar at 11 o'clock at night? Not cool. Especially when they're playing a particularly loud and shriek filled game of tag.
If you want the full story of the vacation from heck, ask the gf. She tells it better.
Oh, one last thing..
Ramada Vacations? Fuck you.
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7 comments:
Yet again Visco spells "BUY" as "BY". Thank you UMO.... Thank you
Watever gudwin.
Lik yu ken evan spil yyour neme.
Fook hed.
you forgot to say I came close to breaking your nose....
Oh yeah, and that.
that sounds like a fabulous story. must hear more.
OK. Somebody.. The GF in particular, booted me in the face when I was under water, knocked the mask right off. Thought my snoot was busted, but as it turns out? Not busted. Sore though.
good work aw aka gf. good work.
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