Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Cleaning House, la la la

Cleaned up a little bit around the house yesterday. Would have cleaned more, but I got distracted by a bottle of wine and dinner, and motivation for anything but a nap was nonexistent after that. Also signed up for netflix, so I spent a large part of the night ranking movies that the gf and I had seen. I have the feeling that any database that looks at our rankings might think that we are schizophrenic. (I don't care what anyone says, there is no way the Wedding Planner should have the same amount of stars as the Godfather.) So it's interesting to see the recommendations we were given, number one was...

Princess Diaries 2

Needless to see, I will cut off my own foot and feed it to the animal before that particular movie works its way to my house. Next three movies on our queue...

Dial M for Murder
Lemony Snicket: A Series of Unfortunate Events
The City of Lost Children

See if you can guess who chose which movie.

Does this mean the death of cable in my house? It certainly gets us closer. I went to pay my cable bill last month and just about had a heart attack. All we have is the entry level of digital cable, and it costs us $75. Not even HBO or Skinemax!!!! I feel so used.

Forecast for tonight

99% chance the dogface waits until I fall asleep before taking jumping up into bed and cuddling with the softie sleeping next to me.

75% chance of me waking up to puppy tail in the face at 5.

65% chance furball will mistake, "Get the fuck off me you mangy mutt" for "Oh it's five in the morning? I can't think of anything I'd rather do than wrestle with a dog that's just been licking her own bum hole!"

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