So Johnson's moving back to the land of the Mormons.
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Goody can only write once a month, whether or not anything new happens to him. Although, like always, he can be influenced by a drunk phone call.
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And the Kiwi has landed in the land of the Puritans. We tested out several of the new bars in the bustling Metropolis of Oh Row No. Of course, all the bartenders knew my first name, so maybe it wasn't the first test drive for me. Still, the common consensus was that having more than one bar to go to is a good thing.
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The dogface took an instant liking to the Kiwi. I mean, full on tongue kissing and everything. If the dogface had any equipment left, there is a halfway decent chance we could have seen little Kiwi/Boxers running around. Of course we figured out that the Kiwi had been hunting recently and spilled some scent on his watch, which for the dogface is basically like an aphrodisiac. S0 the Kiwi has a new girlfriend. Does this make me the happy father? Or does this make the Kiwi a fan of dog sex?
Can we get a vote here?
Friday, November 16, 1990
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